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“Been there. Done that” = out of touch
“You go, girl” = really out of touch
“That’s what she said” = dumb
“Excuse me”, “Pardon me”, “Thank you”, “You’re welcome” and silence = awesome
“You inspire me” = inspiring
“I would do anything for you” = my wife
“I would do anything for YOU” = me to my wife
“Wanna take this outside?” = drunk
“She wants me” = funny
“He’s going to leave her” = in denial
“Money isn’t everything” = rich
“God bless you” = peculiar or my dad’s friend, Bill Baron
“Do you work out?” = really funny
“Is it that time of the month?” = in trouble
“Yes, dear” = a liar
“I’m not addicted to Facebook” = a huge liar
“I’m okay to drive” = stupid
“You’re not alone” = kind
“You’re a good friend” = experienced
“I love you” = loved
“I hate you” = sad
“Yes” = winning
“No” = not winning…yet
“I’ll try” = leading
“I tried” = living
“I dance” = uninhibited
“I sing” = expressive
“The current state of affairs” = no one I know
“Don’t you know who I am” = no one I want to know
“I believe in you” = a parent
“I believe in me” = lucky
“Here, have mine” = beautiful
“I’m afraid” = almost not afraid
“I wish” = unaware
“I appreciate” = in the Universe’s flow
“Let’s” = a friend
“Let’s not and say we did” = born in the 60’s
“If I don’t see you soon, so what” = my brother
“I’m telling” = my sister
“You’re great” = brave
“I didn’t do it” = not brave
“Laughter is the best medicine” = correct
“Robitusin is the best medicine” = Chris Rock
“Train is on SNL” = warm
“Train is on Oprah” = warmer
“Train is on The Bachelor” = hot
“Be well” = me
“Remember me to everyone” = my dad
“I miss you” = me to my mom
“I know you’re here” = someone in tune
“I’m tired”….no, seriously…I’m really tired.
Goodnight.

Pat