1. She put her tongue on a 9 volt
2. Jumped onto a catapult
3. She wore a Yankees hat in Boston
4. ODed on chocolate frosting
5. Her brain froze from gelato
6. Smoked way too much pot, oh
7. Her road rage blew her gasket
8. Stole a 5 year old’s Easter basket
9. She drown while bobbing apples
10. Too many dudes on her napples
40 more to go. Help!
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Hey Pat - from Australia (well actually South Africa) with love - looking forward to seeing you at Monmouth University...
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11. She got hit by a bull in Spain 12. Fell asleep on a track of a TRAIN! 13. She was abducted by aliens. 14. Met Zeus...
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